Ushakov and the bear

Ushakov and the bear.

In Soviet controlled Poland lived Yuri Ushakov, He had a strong Russian accent so where became vere and well became vell, like how vampires spoke, But the Russian’s weren’t vampires ,well, that we know of, Anyway. He wanted to go to the hills and dig some frozen mammoth and have it for dinner. He drove his ute to the nearest hill. Suddenly a Polar bear came outta nowhere and spoke some polar bear and flipped the ute upside down and threw it down the hill and ran away, Ushakov, frustrated, changed into a bat and sucked the polar bear’s blood.